![]() This could have been hilariously good fun. None of them are what I wanted to see from a concept as silly as this. It's a film where we watch a lot of half-baked ideas play out on screen, and none of them are unique. Almost every shot lasts longer than it should, and it makes each scene feel agonisingly long. What also doesn't help this disaster is the awful editing. But the plot we got could be interchanged with literally any other plot in the slasher genre, as it's just a bunch of randos getting killed. It would have been so easy for them to capitalise on a concept that could only be found in Winnie-the-Pooh: the animals kill Christopher's family and friends as revenge for him abandoning them. They get killed off instead, and there is no reason to care because they're completely detached from the connection between Pooh and Christopher at the beginning of the film. ![]() ![]() But Christopher Robin is barely in this movie and instead we get a group of vapid girls who have no relation to Christopher. Christopher Robin and his college friends should have been the focal characters. And it's because it does not even attempt to make use of its characters that should make for a slam-dunk of a hilariously enjoyable concept. What I was not prepared for was just how boring this movie is. They're par-for-the-course in the slasher genre, and I embrace the self-aware trashiness of it all. I was right about the film having all of these things, and I didn't mind these things. I fully expected Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey to have indistinguishable disposable characters, kills that are gross and mean-spirited, a bone-thin plot, inane dialogue, and acting that is.mediocre at best. ![]()
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